LAUGH OUT LOUD
1. U caught him with another girl and u are angry, when he said U are the sugar in my tea, did u care to ask who is the milk???😁🤣🤣🤣🤣👑🏇
2. House rent is getting too expensive now, if them no pursue u from ur papa house, stay there ooh 😂
3. I fell in love yesterday and now all my body dey pain me😭😭.
Abi I no fall well?
4. Lamentation of a brother:
After taking my time to compose a love message of more than 200 words just to impress her, all I got as a reply was 'k'.
Cynthia, your destiny will have k-legs.🙄😡😡
5. Not all ladies who put on wigs look beautiful, some looks like retired Indian spirits.
6. Wait oh, federal government don ban credit alert?
E don tay wey i received alert 🥴
7. If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs...
Don't just waste alcohol.
8. Having strict parents is funny. Imagine rehearsing how to ask for permission 😂😂😂😂
9. Since the person I want doesn't want me, then the person who wants me also won't get me.We're all going to suffer. 😹😹
10. Polo of 3k you say na 30k, and you dey ask me "are you there"
If na you,you go dey there? 🤣
11. Facebook abeg stop showing me PEOPLE I MAY KNOW,,, All these ones I know,, what have they done for me 😡😒😒
12. I will never forgive my grandfather for hiding while his friends were being taken to America 😫😂😂😂
14. Ladies stop collecting our phones 😡 you dey make us delete wetin we no wan delete
15. To commit suicide now self na money
Sniper is now 1k 🙄
16. You'll just click on a girl's profile picture just to admire her pix.. Boom 💣💥
makeup will just stain Ur hand😂😂
17. Those people that eat dinner by 6pm and remain comfortable till day break, please how do you guys manage to do it? 🙄
18. Incase you wona start building a relationship, You need to know who owns the land oo... e fit be the Government Property 😂 😂
19. You are busy dying for a person who is dying for another person that is dying for a different person.
Dead people everywhere 🙄🙄
20. I wonder what NEPA will tell God on Judgement day, Simple instruction let there be light they cannot obey ! 😂
21. Adult life is hard, one minute you're rich and the next you're a mathematician 😎
22. 💔😂So far I have betrayed 196 ladies👱🏾♀️👱🏾♀️and made them cry😭😭😭😭. The target is 500😂😂😂🤗! You will pay for what Delilah did to our brother Samson 💔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚼🚼🚼
23. If Messi can leave barca🙋
Forget ur 7years relationship 💔🤣.
24. They know ur HUSBAND is TEXTING ANOTHER WOMAN. But they KEEP QUIET
M.T.N, GLO, AIRTEL, will NOT MAKE HEAVEN🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
25. While one person is struggling to find a partner another person is in 3 stable relationship😷🤐😂😭
26. If I am cheating on you and you catch me, that means you never loved me, because Love is Blind!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
26. Never force anyone to chat with you 😔
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