LAUGH OUT LOUD
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1. U caught him with another girl and u are angry, when he said U are the sugar in my tea, did u care to ask who is the milk???ππ€£π€£π€£π€£ππ
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2. House rent is getting too expensive now, if them no pursue u from ur papa house, stay there ooh π
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3. I fell in love yesterday and now all my body dey pain meππ.
Abi I no fall well?
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4. Lamentation of a brother:
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After taking my time to compose a love message of more than 200 words just to impress her, all I got as a reply was 'k'.
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Cynthia, your destiny will have k-legs.ππ‘π‘
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5. Not all ladies who put on wigs look beautiful, some looks like retired Indian spirits.
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6. Wait oh, federal government don ban credit alert?
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E don tay wey i received alert π₯΄
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7. If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs...
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Don't just waste alcohol.
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8. Having strict parents is funny. Imagine rehearsing how to ask for permission ππππ
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9. Since the person I want doesn't want me, then the person who wants me also won't get me.We're all going to suffer. πΉπΉ
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10. Polo of 3k you say na 30k, and you dey ask me "are you there"
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If na you,you go dey there? π€£
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11. Facebook abeg stop showing me PEOPLE I MAY KNOW,,, All these ones I know,, what have they done for me π‘ππ
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12. I will never forgive my grandfather for hiding while his friends were being taken to America π«πππ
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14. Ladies stop collecting our phones π‘ you dey make us delete wetin we no wan delete
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15. To commit suicide now self na money
Sniper is now 1k π
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16. You'll just click on a girl's profile picture just to admire her pix.. Boom π£π₯
makeup will just stain Ur handππ
Mtcheeeew
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17. Those people that eat dinner by 6pm and remain comfortable till day break, please how do you guys manage to do it? π
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18. Incase you wona start building a relationship, You need to know who owns the land oo... e fit be the Government Property π π
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19. You are busy dying for a person who is dying for another person that is dying for a different person.
Dead people everywhere ππ
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20. I wonder what NEPA will tell God on Judgement day, Simple instruction let there be light they cannot obey ! π
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21. Adult life is hard, one minute you're rich and the next you're a mathematician π
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22. ππSo far I have betrayed 196 ladiesπ±πΎββοΈπ±πΎββοΈand made them cryππππ. The target is 500ππππ€! You will pay for what Delilah did to our brother Samson ππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πΌπΌπΌ
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23. If Messi can leave barcaπ
Forget ur 7years relationship ππ€£.
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24. They know ur HUSBAND is TEXTING ANOTHER WOMAN. But they KEEP QUIET
M.T.N, GLO, AIRTEL, will NOT MAKE HEAVENπ€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
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25. While one person is struggling to find a partner another person is in 3 stable relationshipπ·π€ππ
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26. If I am cheating on you and you catch me, that means you never loved me, because Love is Blind!!!π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
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26. Never force anyone to chat with you π
If you are bored π΅οΈread my Jokesπ
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