Be happy

LAUGH OUT LOUD

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1. U caught him with another girl and u are angry, when he said U are the sugar in my tea, did u care to ask who is the milk???πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘‘πŸ‡

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2. House rent is getting too expensive now, if them no pursue u from ur papa house, stay there ooh πŸ˜‚

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3. I fell in love yesterday and now all my body dey pain me😭😭.

Abi I no fall well?

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4. Lamentation of a brother:

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After taking my time to compose a love message of more than 200 words just to impress her, all I got as a reply was 'k'.

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Cynthia, your destiny will have k-legs.πŸ™„πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

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5. Not all ladies who put on wigs look beautiful, some looks like retired Indian spirits.

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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ€£

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6. Wait oh, federal government don ban credit alert?

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E don tay wey i received alert πŸ₯΄

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7. If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs...

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Don't just waste alcohol.

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš•οΈ

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8. Having strict parents is funny. Imagine rehearsing how to ask for permission πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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9. Since the person I want doesn't want me, then the person who wants me also won't get me.We're all going to suffer. 😹😹

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10. Polo of 3k you say na 30k, and you dey ask me "are you there"

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If na you,you go dey there? 🀣

🀣🀣

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11. Facebook abeg stop showing me PEOPLE I MAY KNOW,,, All these ones I know,, what have they done for me πŸ˜‘πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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12. I will never forgive my grandfather for hiding while his friends were being taken to America πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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14. Ladies stop collecting our phones 😑 you dey make us delete wetin we no wan delete

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15. To commit suicide now self na money

Sniper is now 1k πŸ™„

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16. You'll just click on a girl's profile picture just to admire her pix.. Boom πŸ’£πŸ’₯

makeup will just stain Ur handπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mtcheeeew

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17. Those people that eat dinner by 6pm and remain comfortable till day break, please how do you guys manage to do it? πŸ™„

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18. Incase you wona start building a relationship, You need to know who owns the land oo... e fit be the Government Property πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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19. You are busy dying for a person who is dying for another person that is dying for a different person.

Dead people everywhere πŸ™„πŸ™„

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20. I wonder what NEPA will tell God on Judgement day, Simple instruction let there be light they cannot obey ! πŸ˜‚

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21. Adult life is hard, one minute you're rich and the next you're a mathematician 😎

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22. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚So far I have betrayed 196 ladiesπŸ‘±πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘±πŸΎβ€β™€οΈand made them cry😭😭😭😭. The target is 500πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€—! You will pay for what Delilah did to our brother Samson πŸ’”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸšΌπŸšΌπŸšΌ

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23. If Messi can leave barcaπŸ™‹

Forget ur 7years relationship πŸ’”πŸ€£.

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24. They know ur HUSBAND is TEXTING ANOTHER WOMAN. But they KEEP QUIET

M.T.N, GLO, AIRTEL, will NOT MAKE HEAVENπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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25. While one person is struggling to find a partner another person is in 3 stable relationshipπŸ˜·πŸ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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26. If I am cheating on you and you catch me, that means you never loved me, because Love is Blind!!!πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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26. Never force anyone to chat with you πŸ˜”

If you are bored πŸ•΅οΈread my JokesπŸ˜‚

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